Wafl


lit. “what a f-cking liberty”

usually used as an expression of how the actions of someone can be seen to be quite aside from what is expected in a civilised society.

the whole phrase can be used when applicable, but when in more sensitive company (grandmothers, etc) the term “wafl” will suffice. also used when to say the whole phrase would take too much time.
person 1: “yeah i’m going to belgium tonight but gotta pick up some sarnies for my wife and kids”

person 2: haven’t you got work today? why can’t your wife pick them up?

person 1: says she’s hurt her back

person 2: wafl man. wafl.

person 1: yeah, wafl.
(or wafl in instant messages) – denotes “what a f-cking loser”.
johnny5: i am the best. i totally rule!
sandra: jeez, not too humble eh?
sam3 (privately to sandra): wafl
similar to lol but has more props if used in the correct context. this shorthand slur basically stands for ?what a f—ing legend? this phrase is to be used rarely and not peppered in an msn conversation by two little shrimps.
ryan; oi fatty
josh; yeah
ryan; did you see me shank that mugg between the eyes he was bacon.
josh; w.a.f.l
west australian football league wafl
did you know that w.a.f.l, is the governing body of australian football in the state of west australia?

“billy is that guy who plays football in the w.a.f.l.”. “wow, what a f-cking loser’? “no west australian football league”.
acronym for “what a f-cking legend”.
a collective noun first popularised in the south of australia. there are strong references to one’s ability to drink in excess as part of a hazing process. also, a commonly used term for any rock-and-roll musician.
anyone singing along to phil collins whilst drinking jim beam should be coined as a “wafl”.
wafl is an acronym for what a f@-(ing laugh. really just a different version of lol or rofl, it sprouted from a couple joking around by adding random letters to rofl. what boredom creates huh?
wafl you should see this statue! i think its supposed to be a donkey, but someone screwed up. that must have hurt going in.
wafl. pr-nounced, “waffle.” an acronym that i putted together around late september of 2007 when i thought of shortening “what a freaking loser.” apparently, the letter “f” is interpreted as another word (you know what curse word i mean) by a lot of people, so it could be considered inappropriate for school/cl-ssroom use. although, my friends and i mostly just use the word as a subst-tute for “loser” most of the time.
“you guys are so wafl.”

“you’re such a wafl.”

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