wagger


one who wags uncontrollably
butch was a wagger b/c he never showed up to the game.

nikhil was a serious wagger when he missed the game for having a slight fever.
name given to br–sts of a large size with a lot of bounce
she had very nice waggers ,let me see you waggers
wagger (wah-gher)-n- one who is of caucasion h-m-s-xual descent, and acts “ghetto”.

common activities include: rapping, wearing “doo-rags”, sagging your pants, carrying a bandanna in your back pocket, wearing jordans, or excessive use of racial slurs.
wagger 1- “like ahmahgawd do you see that cute pair of jordans!? their adorb!”
regular guy overhearing- hes a wagger….
wack swag
this bro rockin mandels tryin to be hard, straight “wagger” no u-turns”
a wigger who is also a h-m-s-xual.
also, another term for p-n-s.
that wagger don’t have no wagger!

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