waggin’ the bottle


when one sticks his soft p-n-s into a bottle, vacuum, or any type of object where a p-n-s should never go and jerks off with a softy.
dude why didn’t johnny come to the party?

he was at home waggin’ the bottle. what a toolbag.

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