Wahlberg
funniest funkin man alive.
c that wahlberg, he’s so f-ckin funny.
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when your d-ck or even your fist just aren’t big enough, use your foot! dude, i tried everything, but she had a v-g-n- like a clowns pocket have you tried walking the cup?
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when you insert your whole hand into a woman’s v-g-n-, then proceed to twist your hand back and forth inside her. i want to try to w-ngle the bangle, i think it would be a great experience for both of us.
- why-five
when a fellow employee, teammate, friend or family member provides you with the honour of a high-five, without you having any clue why. although it can be highly perplexing it is almost always satisfying. kirstie just walked into the office hand in the air providing all off her fellow workers with a why-five. they all […]
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