Wait-for-Jesus Body
when a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of s-x free courtship and marriage just to have s-x with her.
man dave, do you really think megan has a wait-for-jesus body? haven’t you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?
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