waiting for the milkman to show me around


what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: i’m waiting for the milkman to show me around. anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

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