Waitressing


the act of asking an individual (the diner) to “place an order” of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner’s orifice for the purpose of s-xual pleasure. the waitress then pr-nounces that, “dinner is served.”

when being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. the waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.
girl: “i’d love waitressing. waitress me, baby.”
guy: “dinner is served.”

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