wake and bate


when you wake up and cop a nut first thing.
joe: i like to start my day with a wake and bate then i make coffee.
1. masturbating as soon as soon as you wake up

2. masturbating in the morning before doing anything else
i wake and bate every morning in order to wake myself up

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