wake and flake


when you wake up and say, ‘eh…f-ck it’ to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake
‘if you drink anymore today, you’re just gonna wake and flake tomorrow’

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