wake and whack
when you whack off right after waking up in the morning. a wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.
dude: i arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so i had to wake and whack!
dude’s homie: way to start the day off on the right hand!
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