Wake County


“the 2nd most populated county in north carolina, behind mecklenburg county, which contains charlotte. wake county is home to raleigh, cary and garner to name a few cities. great place to live, great place to get into trouble. basically the most freedom to do what you want in any part of the country. it’s similar to a real life grand theft auto. you could become rich or you could be crack and push around shopping carts. either way, alot of fun. shopping carts don’t have brakes! rick ross is an -ss pirate. it should be ‘alot of drug dealin round me-goin down in wake county.’ ”
welcome to wake county. we got whatever you need, and yo -ss will be back.

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