wake-fucked


when you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks f-cked from sleeping on it.

when you do something while still half asleep.
i woke up with wake-f-cked hair. my hair is wake f-cked.

i walked into the wall because i was wake f-cked.
when you are driving a boat and drive very close to another boat (usually stationary) at high speed, causing a huge wake to reach them.
while pulling a skiier the other day, i accidently wake-f-cked a nearby boat and a wakeboarder. they didn’t look happy.

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