Wake ‘n’ Wank


to m-st-rb-t- in bed shortly after waking up. usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. this is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.
i’m so happy there’s no school today i have all the time in the world i think ill wake ‘n’ w-nk to start off the day!

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