Wake Off
to wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. combination of waking up and whacking off.
this morning i woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn’t have gotten out of bed if i didn’t wake off.
1. the action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.
2. the process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.
3. waking up to find you’ve successfully performed a sleep beat. see sleep beat.
i told her i had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.
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