Wake Tech


the university of wake tech for high achievers of america is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns…
guy1: i got in to wake tech man!!!
guy2: scoreee me to!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy1: we’re goin places dude!

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