wake up and smell the doodoo
the term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. a person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.
a person who doesn’t believe fat meat is greasy. a person who doesn’t want to believe sh-t stinks.
a buddy of mine john is no longr cool with me because i made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. he wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.
once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.
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