wakeboarder


a kick -ss person who is hooked on the most kick -ss sport ever. examples include shaun murray, parks bonifay, dallas friday, danny harf, dean smith, darla karsting, and allie cearley. it’s all about dragging your -ss out of the water to fly. anyone who says it sucks was just to lame to get up.
“check out that sick wakeboarder throwing a tantrum, i’m going to show him up with my indie backroll”

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