wakey jack
a wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
john: dude, i feel so alive!
larry: why are you so cheerful…
john: my wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
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