Waking the baby mammoth


when a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

this is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious e4 narrator for this word invention.
e4 man: ‘and next on channel 4 it’s ‘waking the baby mammoth’. which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn’t.’

rose & al: until now!!

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