Wal-Mart walk


the pace at which people walk once inside a wal-mart store. it is extremely slow. often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. if a person were to wal-mart walk around the circ-mference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.
all i had to get at wal-mart was one bag of dog food, but because i got stuck behind someone doing the wal-mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

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