Wal-martitis
the delusion that prices never go up.
mom was shocked at how much i paid for this sweater. i swear, she has wal-mart-tis!
the negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a walmart superstore.
while chris was shopping in walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the walmart-tis
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