Wal-rage


emotional tension and anger that arises while standing in the checkout lines at wal-mart, usually at night.

this occurs when there is only one to two cashiers working while 50 people in front of you have shopping carts full of cheap–ss groceries; meanwhile, you only have some beer or a lean cuisine to purchase.

accompanied by constant looking around for newly opened lanes. tension subsides by the customer saying, “f-ck it!” and leaving all of his/her items in an irresponsible location for someone else to put away while leaving the establishment cursing the store and vowing to never visit wal-mart again, however, you know that you are lying to yourself.
never go to wal-mart with victor, he has the biggest case of wal-rage i’ve ever seen.
the act of getting p-ssed off at walmart:
the other customers were so rude that i had walrage and yelled at my wife.

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