Waldo


a mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. these book have cause millions of suicides.
where the f-ck is waldo?

waldo in highschool

waldo and the evil wizard
that f-cker that i can never find. d-mn you waldo!
wheres waldo? ??????
one of the greatest masters of hide n’ seek, rivaled only by carmen sandiego, osama bin laden, and the tv remote.

how does he do it? witchcraft.
p1: where’s waldo?
p2: who cares…. hey! i found the remote!
the guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. he was last seen with carmen sandiego.
“where the f-ck is waldo? he owes me money”
that guy you can never effing find, but when you do, it’s like, how the f-ck did i miss him?
i finally found waldo, that crazy m-f-
sorry, definition not found.
where the f— is waldo’s definition!?
tricky son of a b-tch
where the f-cking h-ll is waldo?!

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