Walgreens


the place to buy condoms.
ahh i’m out of condoms, can you run over to walgreens really fast?
a place that makes you want to steal stuff
what is it about walgreens, the second you walk in there you just wanna steal?
a drug store started in chicago in 1901, today one of the largest in the usa. known for their great customer service and ubiquity.
hey, let’s go to the walgreens and buy some of their buy-one-get-one-free sh-t!
the only place on earth where you can pay more for a prescription than you can sell it for on the streets.
…”walgreens is a drug dealer in every sense of the word”…
a handjob. as walgreen’s is to duane reade, so the handjob is to intercourse.
i thought we were gonna f-ck but neither of us had any latex so i just wound up checking the oil and getting a walgreen’s.
unknown vegetable
a: what’s that green thing?
b: idk, walgreens
n) a place called perfect before everything went boom and we got the world we live in today. a) anything related to this place.
n) remember how we used to travel in walgreens?..
a) check in on the walgreens crystal for what frank is up to.

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