walk the weed


when living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.
“my parents are really driving me crazy this thanksgiving, cindy. i think we need to walk the weed.”

“did you see those girls over there? looks like they’re walking the weed.”

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