walk you to your car
the act of courting in which the male tool-bag preys on his unsuspecting/suspecting sl-tty victim by displaying his dominance through: inflated ego and complete ignorance and expresses his honest belief that the female does not know where she is parked, and needs imminent help in locating it. often resulting in, and is not limmited to: rejection, s-xual har-ssment, hpv, pregnancy, human trafficing, and in some cases even death.
yo. i’m not done talking to you yet, can i walk you to your car?
yeah brah, i totally walked that -ss to her car last night.
babe no! how could you let him walk you to your car last night?!?!?
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