Walking contradiction fiend


– a genuine drug fiend who says they won’t have any drugs

– snorts copious amounts of cl-ss a’s and then declares it hardly happens

– at 6pm on a friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

often says things like:

“nooo, i’m being good this weekend, no drugs for me!”

“i think i’ll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night”

“nah i have no money anyway, you go ahead though i won’t have any”

“i’m a professional, i don’t even do drugs”

– you can recognise a wcf when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn’t need more

– more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

– they will snort anything

– quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

– might dress as animals when high wired
“woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn’t do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!”

“i thought he was really professional, i would never have known he was such a contradiction!”

“he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers”

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