Walking Hard-On
a term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about s-x. this term describes 99% of the male species.
that brother is a walking hardon.
having an erect p-n-s when standing up and/or walking/running. the results are usually highly visible and embarr-ssing. (see pitch a tent.)
our secretary is so f-cking hot that she gives me wood all the time. she caught me with a walking hard-on the other day. i was so embarr-ssed.
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