Walking Petri Dish


someone who has had s-x with so many people that they are virtually guaranteed to have multiple std’s. similar to a walking std.
me: “pat and john are walking petri dishes.”

jane: “i know, they’re total male sl-ts.”
a girl who has s-x with everyone
see that girl overthere she’s a walking petri dish

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