walking the dog
the act of self gratification through manual hand labor.
sorry guys, i have to go home and walk the dog.
v. to f-ck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you
hey derek, thats cold as h-ll how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.
the act of walking around with your p-n-s hanging out of your pants
“dude you know your d-cks hanging out”
“ya, i’m just walking the dog if i don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
walking the dog is a term in which a female will be with a male and “walk their dog” as in, giving a hand job or anything with a girl handling a d-ck really.
becca: hey where’s tori?
ali: tori and pablo are ‘walking the dog.’ you know what that means…..
the act of smoking marijuana.
i’m going to be out walking the dog for a second.
spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, m-st-rb-t–n
i got caught walking the dog last night.
saying to your internet friends that you’re going to walk the dog, but instead you are s-xually pleasuring yourself.
hey vega, i’ll be back in fifteen just walking the dog.
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