Walking the Pokemon


1. taking your pokemon for a walk in its pokewalker
2. synonymous for masturbation

there is a new device with pokemon heart gold/soul silver that lets you take your pokemon with you walking, known as the pokewalker. it features a lot of pokemon not found within the games themselves that you can catch, but you have to walk a lot in order to unlock some of the locations. in order to cheat the system, i.e. not walk every where, you have to simulate the walking motion with an -n-logous motion. some people hold it in their hand and move their hands up and down in a straight motion, which if observed without noticing the pokewalker in one’s hand, looks quite a bit like a hand gesture for masturbation.
a: in between calls at work, i like walking the pokemon. now if you excuse me, i need to go m-st-rb-t-.

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