Walksymoron


a walking oxymoron. the entire life that they lead is contradictiory.e.g. a paramedic who is supposed to help people, is constantly needing -ssistance–always being the one found in the back of an ambulance on the stretcher
“my god, you are one giant walksymoron.” “seriously could you be any more of a walksymoron?”

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