Wall Beast
the wall beast is an elusive being. first witnessed in green bay, wisconsin, this creature has been said to terrorize the residents of a uw-gb dorm.
history: the first encounter with said wall beasts was in early 2009.
how to tell that you have come in contact with a wall beast: while the wall beasts have never been seen, they are commonly heard in the evening hours. typically they awaken only to loud sounds. upon being awakened, they seem to become quite upset. as such, the wall beasts make gestures on the neighboring walls to which they hear the sound coming from. the gestures are that of pounding. they are persistent but it has not yet been reported that they have attacked anyone. please note: the later the hour, the more irritable they become.
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