wall bling
the fancy wall décor one receives after completing college, being inducted into greek fraternities/sororities/societies, or garnering an award for some academic achievement. also, a convenient way to annoy bosses with less education than you by making them feel inferior each time they enter your office.
co-worker 1: hey, check out my wall bling. it has scrollwork!
co-worker 2: dude, that is sweet. my wall bling’s embossed.
boss -looking into office-: and you two are??
co-worker 1: discussing the coefficient matrix of procedure 324.16a and how it relates to the efficiency of extradition with regards to our overseas compet-tors and the fabrication of onerous equivalents.
co-worker 2: exactly. we think it may be advantageous to consider the premature loading of toroidal olykoeks and perhaps finish it with a decocotion of aromatics.
boss -looking bewildered-: ahem, carry on.
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