Wall-crawling
(ˈwȯl-krȯl–ləng): verb. the rural equivalent of mall-crawling. in small or isolated towns where there are no mall, clubs, or real entertainment venues, the denizens will often hang out at the local wal-mart to stave off boredom. since wal-mart is generally open 24/7, this can also double as nightlife (for those who aren’t too picky).
example: “my brother and i wanted to drive to austin and see a show, but i didn’t have enough money. so we hit up taco bell and then went wall-crawling.”
example: “i’m about to go wall-crawling again because there’s nothing else to do at 1:30 am in this town. please, someone stop me.”
example: “i went wall-crawling again yesterday night, and i noticed they got new varieties of body wash. this has become my social life.” -cries-
example: “i seen my friends lurlene and deniesha at the wally world last night when we was wall-crawlin’. we done all tried on bras ’cause we’s so bored, but we ditt’n buy none.”
“poor jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he’s gone wall-crawling. and he always does the same thing – goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals.”
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