wall of douche


when a group of douchey guys stand around creating a wall that is imp-ssable. usually this is found in a night club being accomplished by guys that wear too much cologne, have tighter jeans on then girls, have way too much hair gel and most definitely wear sungl-sses at night.
i was at the bar the other night and i couldn’t get a drink because of the wall of douche in front of me.

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