Wall Papering
when it is hot outside and your b-lls are sweating and they stick to the side of your inner thighs, and you have to pull them off (they are sticking like wallpaper)
d-mn i’m wall papering so bad
there’s nothing worst when its hot out and you start to wallpaper
when you take a cr-p containing half feces, half gas. the solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in cr-p.
i apologise for “wall papering” next door to your meeting.
if a girl tells a guy a bit too late that she doesn’t want to receive his special juices, he may have no choice but to -j-c-l-t- on the nearest wall. bonus points for hanging a poster using the sticky stuff on said wall.
college guy 1: great pulp fiction poster man!
college guy 2: thanks. your mom and i were wallpapering last night. she was so good we also stuck my animal house poster to the other wall.
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