wall raping
the act of masturbating using a wall. something only an asian would think of doing. usually needs a lot of lubricant to work, unless you enjoy pain. i would not recommend drilling a hole in the wall to do it, because splinters down there are a b-tch. you rub yourself up and down on the wall until you -j-c-l-t-. may leave a stain. not recommended unless your name is ben.
me: “hey ben, did you know cody has never jacked off?”
ben: “i only have twice.”
me: “wtf really?!”
ben: “yah, and once was with a wall.”
me: “omg thats not normal, wouldn’t that be considered wall raping?”
ben: “…”
me: “how is that even possible?!”
ben: explains to me
me: “that’s crazy sh-t right there!”
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