wallet-ass
a medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the -ss. it is caused by sitting on one’s wallet for an extended amount of time. symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. in some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.
“man, i got some bad wallet–ss!”
“well, maybe you shouldn’t sit so d-mn much.”
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