Wallet Fraud
wallet fraud is a most heinous means of deception. wallet fraud takes place when a woman who knows that she is lacking in the booty department wears jeans just a little loose and puts a large wallet in one pocket and another item (sometimes a cell phone) in the other so as to create the illusion of a more voluminous posterior.
there is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn’t be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
bob: hey man check out the -ss on that girl over there. i can’t see too well but its looking like we got a cl-ss 5 badonkadonk.
joe: no man, i already scoped that one out. texbook case of wallet fraud. i’ve already notified the authorities. they will be arriving shortly.
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