Wallet Vampire
a woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.
dan: hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv
tom: not anytime soon….
dan: dude, why are you always so d-mn broke?
tom: you know i have to take eliza out at least 4 times a week
dan: man, what a load of sh-t. you need to get rid of that wallet vampire
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