Wallgren
one who acts in various states of dorkiness throughout the day. a typical wallgren hangs out with asians in the hope of absorbing some intelligence, but instead usually gets justifiably picked on.
dude, you’re such a wallgren. (said to a blond loser getting beat up by an asian gang).
the annoying habit of having to visit the restroom before going out. results in tardy lunch dates and annoyed companions. generally a wallgren is pulled, as in “pull a wallgren”.
pat: dude, wait up. i have to pull a wallgren.
jim: d-mn it. we’re gonna be late for batting practice.
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