wally-dirt
a white trash/over-weight/red neck/gangster/w-nkster/greaser all around trashy person that lingers around walmart not really looking at anything but not really not shopping at the same time. a lazy browser. looks as if they have the iq of a farm horse. and probably smells like one too. trotting around walmart simply being in the way. hanging out at walmart is their favorite past time.
wally-dirt.
that crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they’ve been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.
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