Walmart Amnesia
the temporary loss of memory as soon as you enter a walmart store and forget everything there was on the shopping list (even when you had meticulously made a neat mental list). recovery occurs slowly starting exactly when you pulled out of parking all the way until you reached your home.
irritated wife: did you bring all that i’d asked for?
unhappy-with-himself husband: no, i suffered a walmart amnesia.
irritated wife: you lazy sc-mbag!
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