Walmart Neck


the extreme pain one receives from playing the demo games at walmart for an extended period of time. this is caused by the horrible idea of putting the tv screen, that you’re playing the game on, practically directly above your head.
chuck: yo, mikey what’s wrong with ur neck?

mikey: it’s f-cked up cause i played the demo of mlb 2k9 at walmart on those sh-tty screens!

chuck: oh man, you got a bad case of walmart neck.
something that is only theoretical, because most wal-mart employees and shoppers don’t have necks.
if she lost 200lbs she’d have a walmart neck, but it’s currently engulfed in fat.

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