Walmart Running
walmart running is simply the act of parking in the spot that is the farthest away from the main entry of walmart, then running as fast as you can to the main doors. caution! be careful for moving vehicles. icy or rainy conditions may provide more entertainment.
omg he just set a new record walmart running!
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