walmart stage


a part of dating in small town/country areas. this is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at wal-mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.
after five early-morning waffle house dates with shawna, hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the walmart stage.

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