Walmart Wailer


a child, usually but not limited to three years of age or younger, who feels the need to scream at the top of their lungs any time they’re in a large store, usually a walmart, and expecially when they don’t get something.
“my sister was a walmart wailer. that’s why my mom had to beg me to go to the store.”

-child screaming in the same isle as you, making a chain reaction from all of the children in the store-
“omg i wish they would shut up their walmart wailers already!!”

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