walmarturd


a bland, generic corporate chain store, that’s exactly the same no matter which one you go to, like walmart. each store of any such chain has exactly the same stuff in the same location, with -sshole 20-something managers bossing over 50-something workers whose well paying manufacturing jobs were lost to china when wal-mart told the manufacturer to make it there.
-walks into the 13th borders on a long road trip-

shopper1: are you sure we’re in texas, i swear i saw that cashier in iowa last week
shopper2: yeah, this is just another walmart-rd: same books, same cashiers, even the homeless people pretending to shop look the same.

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