Walnut Finger
the brown stains on one’s fingernails/fingertips after either
(i) – sh-lling walnuts;
(ii) – or m-ssaging a guy’s prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.
both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.
i’ve been sh-lling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it i just can’t get rid of my walnut finger.
that finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. don’t they teach people at macdonald’s to wash their hands at work?
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